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1. Pattaya flying club - jumping out of high rise appartements
2. Pattaya shooting club - trying to survive a 4-week-holliday without being shot
3. Pattaya poison club - how many drinks you can drink until you get poisened by a bargirl?
4. Pattaya robber club - wear a 2-Baht-gold chain and count the thime until you will get robbed
5. Pattaya HIV club - try to party without "party head" and watch your next HIV test
6. Pattaya hooligan club - go to any bar with lots of yobs und yell "down with England" - and watch what happens
7. Pattaya russian club - go to a hotel with russians and watch who behave better, the russians or your dog
8. Pattaya double-price club - try to find anything in Pattaya where you are paying the same price like a local
9. Pattaya lady-boy-club - walk on beach road and count the number of assaults from lady boys
10. Pattaya set up club - take an under-aged girl to your room and count the minutes untile the police will "rescue" her
Pattaya tattoo club.....specially for those saggy skinned old timers.
SexTourist fashionista Club.....camouflage pants, and a singha, tank top.
The Calvin Klein Cologne Club.....instead of bathing, just spray on more cologne.
The View Talay Prison Club.....buy a 32 sq meter condo....because you
will triple your money by 2034.
The Old Man Angry Club.....bitch about everything here in Thailand, then repeat
it all about your home country.Also wear a constant frown on your face.
Visa Run Club.....figure out how to navigate the ever changing Visa rules, because
you are not allowed/ wanted in your home country.
Lame Dupe Overpayer Club......overpay the girls willingly, then bitch about
the beers going up from 65 to 75 baht.
The Steroid Club......eat them like smarties, go to the gym, become a sexy man
Pattaya girlfriend club - barfine a go-go-dancer and believe she is your girlfriend
Pattaya bike club - rent a 1200 cc Yamaha bike to impress the bargirls
Pattaya business club - spend 1 000 000 Baht for a bar and dream that you can live from it
Pattaya English teacher club - get a job in Thailand and earn less than social security at home
Pattaya swimming club - go to the beach and swim in the biggest toilet in the world
Pattaya love club - stay with a bargirl and dream she still will love you if you run out of money
Pattaya support club - send a monthly check to your bar-"girlfriend"
Pattaya 7-11-club - buy your drinks at 7/11 and have your own private bar at the beach road
Pattaya ATM club - join the biggest club, the walking ATM club
Pattaya idiot club - go hand in hand with a bargirl down the walking street
Pattaya keenok club - sit in beer bars, get insulted from the girls and still give lady drinks
Pattaya bullshit club - listen to bargirls and believe something they will say
Pattaya no brain club - take your western wife for a holiday to Pattaya
The SS Club...that would be sandals and socks...bonus points if socks
are pulled up to the knees.
The Stud Club....listening to Ugly fat bastards who never got laid at
home, on how to pick-up woman, what turns woman
on, or even how to make woman cum.
MGD Club......my girls different Club.....oh I got a good one, never asks
me for anything, nor does her family....I did thou build her a new
house,bought her a pick-up etc etc.
GH Club.....good heart club....although I'm 57 years old, 50 kilos overweight
, bald and ugly, my 19year old smokin gogo girlfriend loves me
because I 'm Jai Dee.
The Chrome Dome Club.....Shave your head, because Thai girls absolutly
love the look. Add a big earing, because it makes
a 60 yr old look 30yrs younger.
Football Jersey Club.....walk hand and hand with your Thai girl, wearing
matching Football Jerseys.
